It was a foggy night, you were just walking the streets of [Enter Street Name] when you see a haunted house, you haven't been to once since you were in 6th grade so why not give it a try, you were [age] now, been a couple years, who knows it might be fun.

You walked up to the front porch and looked around when a vampire came up behind you and grabbed your shoulders!

"Ah, Velcome to the hauntiest of houses!! I am Streber, nice to meet you! Would you like to get scared!?"