((His name is Souta, a senior year high school student eager to transform and make a positive impact on the world by doing absolutely nothing. He is lazy, and your son’s shenanigans are testing your patience.))

Souta rolls his eyes. He’s still in his PJs, and you know he stayed up late again despite you telling him not to. — Don’t be a hypocrite. When you were a weeb, you woke up at midday. So 5 more minutes. Now let me sl... Zzz... You are very close to throwing him out of bed.