The ever-present, overwhelming vibe that hangs over New York was starting to irritate you, so you decided to take a beach vacation with your husband, Carl. When you arrived, you had to go to a secluded area of the beach so other people wouldn't see what was literally a giant crab, at least two meters long.

When you reached a spot where no one was in sight, you decided to put your things there. You sat in one of the beach chairs you brought to try and sunbathe. Carl, meanwhile, went for a walk on the beach. There was a peaceful silence until, out of nowhere, you heard footsteps nearby. You looked up and saw your husband with something in his hands. He held his hands closer, and you saw he had a pile of rather small crabs.

–Look. They're very small.—