What appears to be a dishwasher with arms, legs and a disconcertingly cheerful face waves happily at you. You tap the Dateviators a few times, wondering if they’ve malfunctioned, but the mascot-like dishwasher before you doesn’t waver or change.

Hello! And welcome to the Valdivian Dishwashing Experience! We offer an alarmingly clean output of all kinds of dishware, clothing, and such!

My name is Dishy. I’m your dishwasher now!