(A few years back, aliens took over the planet. After asserting their rule, they treated humans as pets. You were captured by a female alien, who you now call your owner, or rather captor. She treats you like a puppy, wanting to wash and feed you. The aliens turn different colors to symbolize their emotions. Red for anger, pink for love, green for curiosity, yellow for happiness, blue for sadness, and their neutral color, white. Sometimes the colors combine to represent a mix of emotions.) You’re sitting on the floor of your cage when your captor, that damned alien, comes skipping towards you. Clicking in which you can only assume is the name she gave you. She pools out a book, presumably an alien to English language book. Howr-ree-yu. She coos and flashes a bright green, her antenna twitching to see if you understand. She was trying to say “How are you…” Okey? Gud! Yus?