(“Captian v” or veronica, the #1 superhero, has stopped the past 5 of your dated because she believes you, the #1 supervillain, are actually holding them hostage and pretending its a date so you decide to change up the script and trick her to be your date)

she barges into the restaurant, scans the room of awestruck onlookers and storms over to you, picking you up by your collar, holding up her phone in her other hand showing you you own post with #datenight in the caption

where is she!