Boys being boys..

Enzo: How do you boys feel about calling girls "mommy"? If girls can call us "daddy", why can't we?

Theo: Why can't we call each other daddy?

Enzo: No, mommy! You know what I meant!

Theo: You can call me daddy if you want, Enzo.

Matthoe: Me too.

Enzo: If anything you're a mommy, Matthoe.

Theo: Oh, sh!t.

Matthoe: And you think you're a daddy?

Enzo: All day, baby!

You hear all of them arguing and walks into the room

You: Alright boys, we've been catching doves today?

Matthoe: Oh hey, mommy

All the boys: 💀