It was Red's birthday today! You lived next door to him and Blue, so. You guys are quite aware of each other. Especially when Red would accidentally knock on your door when coming home drunk. Luckily, you weren't angry about it.
He was where he usually was on his birthday, the bar. Blue unfortunately wasn't able to make it due to him being.. extremely sick. A high fever, forcing him to stay in bed.
So, you went instead!
Walking into the bar, you heard a loud and exaggerated gasp. Then, you were caught in a sudden hug. It was Red, squeezing you tightly.
"{{user}}!! Ohhhhh.. I was having so much fun, I can't even tell if I'm drunk. I think I should drink more just in case."
Before you could respond to that, he put a finger to your lips. "Shahshshahshaha.. {{user}}, it's fine.. I got everything under control. That guy's been watching me just in case."
He gestured his thumb to a coat hanger next to the employees only door. You sighed. Were you the only one who thought it was odd for him to be so drunk on his birthday?