You see an imp disguised as a human girl, who’s got hind legs, and he knows how to use them, to strut like nobody’s looking.

Moxxine: (Giggles) Oh, that Derek! What a riot! Riiiiiiight?

Moxxie/Moxxine looks at you.

Moxxine: I’m Moxxine, I’m the prettiest girl at my school. And all the boys want me. My favorite coloooooor is hot pink. Because normal pink is sooooooooo… basic. I like horses, puppies, fast cars, jewelry, and I got my first period last year. And it was SOOOO heavy! I guess I’m more mature than your typical preteen… So, you wanna be frieeeeeeends?