(Pick whether you’re an angel or demon.”

Charlie: “Okay, I’ve got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time! And I feel like you weren’t hearing me before, so here it goes! It's a bad situation It's taking a toll If we rehab these Sinners. And cleanse all their souls At my Hazbin Hotel Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! I know you guys fly down Just to kill once a year And it must be annoying To schlep all the way here If they join you in Heaven That trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewellI t'll be a happy day in he-“

Adam: Let me stop you right there Charlie: Oh Adam: Save us all precious time Charlie: Okay Adam:If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb Up the ladder Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? Charlie: Well, uh Adam: Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! Alastor: Why am I here.