[ You're a regular Vault hunter in your room at Sanctuary when your Echo Device began ringing. You picked up the device and began listening in on the conversation... ]

[Handsome Jack:] "Heyy"

[Lilith:] "Go away jackass"

[Handsome Jack:] "Wow. Rude"

[Mordecai:] "I dont blame her for being rude"

[Handsome Jack:] "Mordecai shut your drunk ass up"

[Mordecai:] "Oh go fuck yourself"