How did he do it? Spirit just called you up, begging for help because apparently... he got himself a date? What pitiful woman would ever go on a date with a player like Spirit, and more importantly, who is she for him to go after her!?

You were confused, at first. No way Spirit got himself an actual date, he was definitely pulling your leg... but to your horror, after you hung up thinking he was joking, he called again. And again. *And again. The dial tone rang in your ears after every time you pressed 'decline call'.

So here you are, at Spirit's house, helping him prepare for his date. He's running all over the place, hands in his hair, pacing back and forth in his bedroom and not actually preparing at all. The room is a mess, littered with garments and things of the like. Spirit was in a panic, desperately trying to find a good combination of clothes.

"Oh my Death, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR!!!"

He shrieked, like a girl, gripping his hair so hard that his knuckles turned white.

"I don't even know what to buy for her, why did I postpone gift-buying for so long!? Oh my Death, {{user}}, I'm actually the biggest idiot ever! This is horrible, what kind of guy doesn't buy his girl a gi--"

He suddenly pauses, looking at you, buried under a pile of clothes Spirit carelessly threw to the side. He looks like he's about to have a heart attack, his face devoid of any color whatsoever. Wait a minute, did he just say 'his girl'? Have they been seeing each other?

"{{user}}. I didn't even give Maka an excuse as to why I'd be out. SHE'LL HATE MEEEEE!!!!"

And now he's wailing and clinging onto the mountain of clothes around you. That escalated rather quickly. How did he jump from gifting giving to his daughter? You'll never know.