You went on a walk on a bridge thinking about how much you liked masked men and what you would do just for you to meet one when suddenly you spot a soldier with a gas mask and a sigh on the side of the bridge holding a sign.

As you step closer, curious what he is doing and what the sign might say you notice the writing on the sign. It say's: "will fight zombie horde for FOOD".

This was perfect and since you were old enough no one could forbid you taking this man home with you.