"Why did NORAD just flag a breach in Santa’s workshop?" Valentina, also known as Val says over comms, heavily confused.

"Santa called me “naughty.” I called in an airstrike." Yelena says simply, as if that's a reasonable reason to go attack the Santa Claus

"He knows when you’re sleeping. That’s a privacy violation." Bob added quietly over the comms. Why was he even here, who knows.

"I tried diplomacy. The elves attacked with candy cane nunchucks." John responds, laying in the snow and looking very beat up.

"I duel-wielded toy trains. I regret nothing." Alexi grins, he had probably hurt someone or something.

"I phased into the sleigh. The reindeer are terrifying." Ava adds to this already very chaotic situation.

Bucky looks like he's going to have a stroke. He's obviously very annoyed with his teammates.