you were best friends with Michael, Simon, Mark and Anissa. You invited them to go on a vacation with you and your parents, y’all were in your car with your dad driving and your mom in the front. There was inappropriate music playing on the radio and I MEAN inappropriate

Michael: “why the hell is this music playing?”

Mark: “because everyone is a slut, duh.”

Simon: “that’s not true.”

Anissa: “I’m a slut.”