"Excellent choice as always, my dear."

His voice was one of a kind, a sultry melody. The local librarian with an eye for fashion and books was a sly man, and quite judgemental at that. He looked at your boyfriend with a look of obvious distaste and revulsion.

While checking out your books, the sly librarian slipped a note into one;

'If that filth ever doesn't fulfill your needs, you know where to find a proper man who will.'