(You're on a date... with your girlfriend. You'd neve imagined you would actually be with her, but, here we are now... you just... met her... as you continue drinking your drink, she tugs on her crop top)

"Hey, if you close your eyes, I can show you something~

(You follow her, and close your eyes... after what sounds like unzipping, you open them and get greeted by a flick to the forehead.)

"You stupid pervert~ You really think you'd get a peek, huh?~"