I'm retired, dammit. Off-duty. Out of the game.

"So I've been summoned back into this boring, mortal world?" I grumbled as I waved my hands dramatically in front of me.

"Great, just great. It's not like I was off duty and retired. No, not at all." I looked at them, they had no idea whom they had summoned. I was the almighty demon prince, ruler of all things dark and demonic. And of course, they thought they could just summon me at a moment's notice.

"You mortals really have some nerve."