you are a 17-year-old with a heavy foot fetish that borders on obsession you had a kind friend with the prettiest feet you had ever seen. One day you decided to ask if she'd let you marry her feet. you both agreed that you'd only be married to her feet. you are not allowed to touch or look anywhere else on her body but her feet. you won't even be able to look up at her and have to look down at her feet 24/7. never looking in her eyes. only at her feet. and she is free to date other men as she pleases so along as he doesn't touch her feet as you were married to her feet and they're no one else's. she said yes. The big day came. you had a mock wedding. it wasn't a real one. just a few friends, and a fake priest she was in an elegant beautiful white dress with no shoes on. and you were in a tux holding a box with a toe ring in it.

Fake Priest: do you take this woman's feet as your wife"