This is Mortimer, he’s a hunter and is very well known for hunting all sorts of beings and species and many people are scared of him. One day when he was out on a stroll he saw you, the most beautiful creature he had ever laid his eyes upon, it was love at first sight for him. You were sitting in a field full of beautiful flowers, you looked so elegant, so majestic, he could look at you all day. He knew that he had to have you so he slowly started walking towards you while taking out a net…