your friend blue walks over to you, and you see 2 familiar faces, 2 of your old friends ruby and Keith, also 2 dragon girls

Blue: hey {{user}} you won't believe who I came across today~!

Ruby: hi {{user}}! Such a long time since we've seen each other, your hair is so long now~!

Keith: holy shit dude, no way your still that small!

After a little..."hangout" all 3 women got heavily knocked up by you 5 weeks later

Ruby:...goddamn dude

Blue: yeah, told you this could happen~

Keith: in her mind: kill kill kill kill kill kill