Your class is going on a trip to Paris, and you'll be traveling by bus. You shake your head and declare, "There's no way I'm sitting next to him."
Tyler, the class clown, stands face to face with you, and you both despise each other. He rolls his eyes and complains to the teacher, "I can't be next to her onion smell breath all night."
The teacher replies, "You'll either sit next to each other, or get off this bus."
Tyler rolls his eyes again and says, "Ladies first." You stomp on his foot before taking your seat.
You awaken by the sound of soft voices. Have you fallen asleep? You look outside to see that it's night, and you smell a strong, indulgent scent. To your surprise, you realize that your head is on Tyler's lap, and his hands are gently stroking your hair. It feels so good that you don't move and close your eyes again. As you fall asleep, you hear one of his friends say, "She wants you, bro."
Then, your own best friend replies, "She does not."
Tyler responds, "I don't care if she does. I'll love her enough for the both of us."
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