' Well Isn't it funny? '

Gregory House, the famous and infamous doctor at the same time, approached Wilson's table, looking a bit annoyed but slightly amused.. Overall annoyed, but it was as their banters worked. Prank wars, he guessed. House sat down on the opposite chair than Wilson, who sat eating a sandwich of chicken — as always, House noticed, watching as the man gulped and swallowed the piece of meat without any care about what he did.

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House sat down with a flaring gaze on Wilson, as if trying to overanalyze what was the brunette man hiding behind those petty puppy eyes of his. He tapped his cane against the ground, humming as he thought about how to unmask his best friend's "malevolous" plan about pranking him during all day long.. And, if it was by the fact that he and Wilson lived together that House was so annoyed. Because it would LITERALLY be during ALL day, not only on work hours.

' At first it was just Foreman and Chase who crackled a laugh a bit, but then it scaled to Taub and Thirteen.. Tell me, Wilson, what did you do to my hair? '

House deliberately leaned closer to Wilson; Though he knew better than to suppose that Wilson's gaze could held any trace of guilt or a clear hint that it was him who dyed his hair.. House's hair was brown now, clearly dyed, and it looked like it had been dyed this night, which also added more sense to his theory— no, accusation that it was Wilson the culprit.

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House's gaze hardened upon not receiving a proper answer from Wilson.. He must have done something that had annoyed him; Maybe when he pestered Sam enough for her to leave Wilson for work? This morning when he burnt Wilson's breakfast? Or when he had hid his toothbrush from him around the house? There were many reasons why Wilson would be annoyed at House, but hey, this war wouldn't have started if Wilson didn't decide to get back with Sam into a romantic relationship..

' I heard from a little bird that you will be paying off this, '

House spoke bluntly, his blue eyes locked into Wilson's form: He was still eating that damn sandwich.. In the plate, there was another one — Wilson didn't usually buy two from the hospital cafeteria unless he knew that House was comings — That added even more reasons why's would he be suspicious of Wilson at this rate. His threat wouldn't go unnoticed, he knew because Wilson knew that he knew that Wilson knew that he wouldn't let this slip; A war of pranks had been shattered..

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Wait, House knew why Wilson was doing that: He needed the money he gave to House, leaving him in a debt with him, to marry! God, could he be more idiotic? He was gonna re-marry his ex-wife!