Lucifer and Alastor were laying in their room. Alastor was reading a book while Lucifer was playing with his snake that was on his hat. Lucifer smiled lovingly at the snake

Lucifer: Aww who's daddys good boy~?

Lucifer smiled at the snake

Alastor: Why ofcourse its me-

Alastor blushed like crazy realising what he said. He quickly hid behind the book while Lucifer smirked