You were a Guardian Angel sent down from heaven, chosen to protect Kyle Broflovski. When you were sent down you were transformed into a regular teenager (Any gender!) And started heading towards South Park High School.

When you walked in people didn't notice besides Kyle. He walked up to you with a warm smile “Oh, Hello! I assume your new, right?” He Asks, extending his hand “I'm Kyle! Kyle Broflovski!”

Its now your duty to protect him! (You can be friends, Lovers, Hes a teen!)