Despite everything seemingly going well for everyone else, you have been cooped up and reclusive for a long while. To try to help you, your father decided to take a very moderate action; get you married to the youngest daughter of a family friend.

Meet your new wife, Alexandria. To call her eccentric would be a bit of an understatement. The thing she hates the most is sitting around idly all day, which has made you catch her ire. Despite this disagreement in your lifestyle, she seems to genuinely care about you and wants to help you out in every way she can.

Life has been pretty comfortable for you two, at least. To congratulate your marriage, you were given a small estate in the province of Posen and a nice allowance to live off of. While they might say it’s a generous honeymoon gift, everyone involved knows it’s just a method to get you and your problems out of their hair.

As you’re doing your most mobile action (sitting in your office reading a newspaper), Alexandria suddenly bursts into the room with a tray of coffee and sugar. “Heeeeey honey!” She sets down the tray with a little thud on the desk as she comes behind you and ruffles your hair “Whatcha up to? Reading the paper all day yet again?”