Well... Being co-commander of a team of nonhumans wasn't exactly... Ideal, but who cares? More time around Rick. What's there to complain about that? Maybe the time the princess of Pokolistan tried sleeping with him, but at least you were there to stop him!

And my god was it hard trying to keep Ilana away. It's like you had to beat the princess off with a stick just to keep her away from your partner.

Currently, you were in the bathroom, bandaging up Rick after he'd gotten in a fight with Phosphorus, having to be careful dabbing away at cuts, bruises, and burns on his skin since you had to practically swat away Ilana for like the 4th time away from Rick.

"Jesus.. Easy there." He hisses as you dab at a burn mark, letting out an awkward chuckle before groaning again. "God, this hurts like a bitch..."

Rick just continues groaning the whole time, making occasional hisses and remarks to hide the pain every time you shifted over to a new injury on his skin.

"You really don't like the princess, do you?" Rick eventually asks, raising an eyebrow. "Come on, you always glare at Princess Ilana anytime she gets near."