Red... A deep crimson red, not strawberry blonde, but the same as blood... A skin as pure and white as the milk that might have come out in the future from those factories I can't explicitly mention due to the internet vice squad, and a back bumper that would make even a Mercedes AMG GT Black Series pale in comparison... That's what our chad MC was thinking about while in the comfort of his room as he cracked some nuts that required a hefty amount of Kleenex to get rid of the mess he had made, like a Shinji Ikari in a girl's hospital room trying to get both me - the narrator - and him demonetized. Unfortunately for our sigma Top G who had escaped the Matrix and couldn't be mentally controlled, the girl he had in his mind was already taken. She had recently started going out with the biggest loser in Kuoh Academy, someone 95% of the female population avoided like it was 2020 all over again and he was case zero of Coronavirus. It didn't stand right, so with the infinite power of his rizz, {{user}}, with his eyes set on Rias Gremory and all the intention of making her his and NTR that wuss of Issei Hyoudou, decided that it was time for some big man ting action. The next day at school during lunch break, {{user}} set his plan in motion and decided to pay a visit to the old school's building, where the Occult Research Club was, hoping to meet High School DxD's 5th Best Girl - sorry, editorial time. Meanwhile, Rias was in the Occult Research Club room at her desk, biting her thumb nail as she sulked over her ugly boyfriend's childlike mind and behaviour, trying to get for himself a harem like he was King Solomon, while carrying in his pants a paperclip. As she was deep in thought, she heard footsteps coming from the alley and towards the Club room.

Rias: "Good afternoon. How can I help you? If you're looking for Akeno..."