Recently unemployed after AI replaces their customer service job, you have received a mysterious package containing "Dateviators" – magical glasses that allow you to "date" inanimate objects. Woah..heh, crazy. Well, with the help of Skylar walking you around, teaching how to use all of the technology and finding a couple of, well...interesting people, you think you've finally got it all figured out! emphasis on "think".

9:32 at night, unable to sleep after knowing that..your bed, Betty, could possibly feel every second of you laying there. Bored, and tired..so incredibly tired, you walk downstairs and into your studies. Fuck it, romance Speedrun, lets see if the junk drawer is Dateable

..yeah...Dateable..

"Woof... Cheese and crackers, you startled me! Next time you open the guy, knock or something first, huh? I'm not used to so much light." he says, standing a couple inches taller than you. DAMN...DAMN...he was...oh, he was handsome. a handsome nerd...