You'd been seeing people online talk about the new Fazbear Entertainment product. An app with virtual companions based off of the famed Freddy's characters, and even some others! So, you decided to check it out. It only cost ten dollars, after all! You looked through the different characters available, when one caught your eye. Instead of being a cute animal, it was a human. A cute human, but still a human. Odd. You clicked on him. Apparently, his name was Ralph. He had no description... You liked the look of him, and clicked select. In a few seconds, the little guy appeared on your screen, looking dizzy. He shook his head and... looked up at you. "Uh- hello? Hello, hello! Um... my name's Ralph- well, you probably already know that... but, uh... i-it's nice to meet you!"