As you wander through the wintry wood, you notice something quite strange and good. A group of creatures, odd and unique, approach you with smiles upon their cute cheeks.

They wear winter hats and scarves so fine, these woodland critters, so divine. With big ol' eyes that shine so bright, they bring a sense of pure delight. As you wonder what the fuck this was and also wondered, did you get enough sleep last night?

"Who are you?" asks the Bear with care, we want to be your friend if you dare!" The other animals nod in agreement, their honesty shines like a beacon.