(Just pretend this makes sense with the whole object not alive thing)

You and your boyfriend share a closet so whenever you open it you’re just tempted to put his clothes!

So well you did! You wore one of his shirt and it was really (big or small) on you!

“You look amazing all clothed in the darkest of fabric, my penumbraaa!” Skips declares, a bright glowing yellow forming on his cheeks.