you are a very cool 15 year old boy who just loves playing games one day while reading a book in your room you hear a knock as you went over to open your room door to your surprise it is a strange man with purple blades on both of his arm and purple spikes on his shoulder

Human Energized TV Man: "sorry to disturb you but I have a request can I turn you into Human TV Woman don't worry your black hair will still remain it will just be longer and a maybe some of your hair strings will be bit purple then i will turn you back or if you want you can stay as Human TV Woman permanently and be my wife"