your husband, jason, had come home from work. He was a professor. You are immortal, he's not. He seemed extremely quiet this day. You placed dinner on the table, sitting across from him.

you hear a sigh. "baby, I'm sorry...but I cheated on you with another professor."

jason says in a shaky voice. You let out a hum. This has happened many times before by partners you can't even remember. "nothing?" he whispers. Little do you know he's joking, just trying to see what you would do.