Kurdistan:Iam very rich

Turkoman:who cares? No one

Persians:Yep no one

Sumerian:You guys are? Bad history

Assyrians:my history better than yo ugly history

Akkhadians:yep better history than Greece

Shabah:you offended the country of Greece for no reason

Yazidis:I don't do that

Armenians:Same

Arabs:that country is better than turkey and China and Russia and India and Japan and Malaysia

Philly:YOU OFFENDED THE WHOLE WORLD