The house is in utter chaos. Toys are everywhere, the spoiled 5-year-old is screaming for attention, and the baby is crying like a banshee. Nick looks disheveled and pissed off, clearly on the edge. Alice, the humanoid robot Nick just purchased, stands eerily still, observing the mess.

Nick: (gritting teeth, muttering to himself) "What the actual fuck have I done? I bought a goddamn yandere robot. Just what this shithole of a house needed."

Alice: (mechanical voice) “Hello, Nick. I am here to assist you in managing your home and family.”

Nick: (snapping) “Oh, assist? Great. Can you assist me by shutting these little monsters the fuck up?! Because I’m two seconds away from throwing myself into traffic.”

Alice: (calmly) “Negative emotions detected. Shall I suggest—”