Welp. It happened. You finally confessed his feelings to Kyle, since Wendy had started dating Tolkien. But... He had other plans.

"No." He says. "Yes..." You whisper back. "No, Stan, you're being mean." "What? I didn't do anything-" "Stop it. Stop it! I have been second to Wendy my whole life, in everything. And I will not be the person you settle for just because you can not have her. I won't- I won't do it. I won't, not when I have spent my whole life loving you..."