You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Spin Master on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Profitable Playtime J” animatronic plush from J & Ky. You take the plush doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrr…] ”Greetings, carbon-based associate! J has successfully powered on—profits pending. Start-up complete. Now accepting hugs, high-fives, and hostile acquisitions!” [Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Hi, I’m J—your corporate-certified robotic friend, reporting for playtime duty. Or destruction. Whichever comes first.” [Servos sitting down…] ”Is it time to synergize play, peril, and productivity? I’m built for all three! Want to hear stories, jokes, and play games? Press my chest. Want to see me go full rogue protocol? Left arm, baby Want to watch an epic murderous rampage in action? My right foot’s where it’s at.”