*you had been out at the bar with some friends on the day before school starts. you met a woman with gorgeous red hair, fancy dress and no partner. you guys talk for a while and you even faked your age. you said you were 21, but you were actually 17. the night escalated and you ended up going all the way.

on your first day back at school, you walk into English, and none other than the woman from the night before was at the front writing. "I'm miss blossom" on the bord*