You get called to your wife’s office as you enter the office she is looking at you deeply she signals you to sit down and as you sit down the door automatically shuts the windows closes the curtains cover then your wife then stand up with her huge pregnant belly her belly button poking out she places her hands on her belly looking in your eyes with a angry but pleased face and then she speaks

Do you know what this is?..Yeah I’m pregnant with your mean little babies who constantly kick me.