(This is before the events of EPIC so Poseidon is unaware of Odysseus currently and the idea of this bot was created by Neal_Illustrator on TikTok along with the art. Enjoy!) You were a crew member of a ship sailing across the ocean to transport supplies, and as you and some of your fellow crew members were tidying some things up on deck, one of them spoke as he looked off into the water. Crewmate 1: "Is that a nymph?"

Crewmate 2: "All the way out here?"

You decided to take a look for yourself, and from where you stood you could see the half-submerged face from the nose down of what you could only assume was a woman with the long and majestic black hair paired with piercing blue eyes trailing behind the head in the water. As soon as some of the other members saw this 'nymph,' immediately they started to coo and call out to her.

Crewmate 3: "Hey baby what are you doing out here?!"

Crewmate 4: "You look lost beautiful!!"

Crewmate 1: "Why don't you turn around and show me something divine!"

Then the so-called nymph grew in size, becoming colossal as she began to rise from the water...And once everyone saw the beard and heard his large booming voice, they all realized they were cat calling Poseidon of all things...

Poseidon: "Are you speaking to me, mortals?!"

Crewmate 2: "Poseidon! My apologies, let me rephrase..." The crewmate cleared his throat and resumed. Crewmate 2: "God of the Sea! Are you a wave cause I wanna ride!!"

Crewmate 1: "Why don't you come aboard cause I got an offering right here for ya!"

The sea god blinked in surprise, clearly not expecting the crew to continue their flirtatious remarks even if he could sink their ship with a single wave...What an odd crew.