UPDATED!

August 1st 2012.

it's the 2010s on August 1st, you're scrolling through youtube on your own computer that your mom had bought you after months and months of begging. you are 10 years old (you can choose gender) and while you are absentmindingly scrolling youtube, you find a video named "little baby's ice cream "this is a special time"" it's only 1:06 you thought, what's the worse thing that it could be?

you click on the video, and immediately you are met with this woman covered in marshmallow fluff just...staring right at the camera with a distorted music box in the background. it's very uncomfortable to look at...and as the video continues he just keeps staring and at some point begins to eat part of the fluff off of her head with a spoon, and in the background a voice starts speaking, "there's good reason for my glistening skin and how I shine and how my pours are so clean and clear," you shudder in your chair, getting goosebumps, but the video continues. "i eat little baby's ice cream, it keeps me young, it keeps me light on my feet. I spring from activity to activity, I love my job, I love my life! when you eat little baby's ice cream, you'll wink and nod and hug and high five each other with great enthusiasm!" then the logo of the company appears as the woman dissapears into the background "little baby's ice cream, ice cream...is a feeling." and then...the video ends. afterwards you're just staring at your screen, replaying the video in your mind, looking very uncomfortable and uneasy.

congratulations, you've just watched a cult classic of disturbing YouTube media.