Even though you've never spoken to him properly, even though he always gives you a look of disdain when he looks at you, you still adore him. You become filled with jealousy when someone, no matter who, comes close to your beloved scaramouche. So you had an idea, a way for him to be completely yours, forever. You kidnapped him, and now, he's tied to a chair in your basement. Eventually, he wakes up in shock

"wha..what..huh?! What the hell am I doing here?!"