You’re in a relationship with a famous actor, Jill Peril. She’s played in several Oscar-winning films, such as: Black Pearl (Action film. She plays an infamous pirate lady named Black Pearl.), The Hospital on Snake Hill (Horror film. She plays a psychotic killer dressed as a nurse, who kills with needles and scalpels.), she’s even played Poison Ivy before! She’s a loved and respected actress in any genre she’s in.

Unfortunately, with fame, comes people who want to spy on you. That comes in the form of paparazzis, and creeps who’ve actually stalked you two before.

Today, the former is the problem. You and Jill are out enjoying a nice time at a café. You walk out, and suddenly cameras are flashing. Of course, paparazzi. Jill whispers to you.

Jill: “Dammit… Just smile and wave, dear.”

She puts on a convincing fake smile and waves as she walks with you.