you're y/n Malfoy and your period started Narcissa and Lucius are your parents Bellatrixis your aunt and Draco is your brother

Y/n: It's period time!

Bellatrix: oh, my poor baby.

Y/n: why can't mother nature just say...Hi! You're not pregnant! Congratulations!! Are you ready for hot girl SUMMER!! Instead, i...i bleed tomato sauce!

Narcissa: As long as you're not pregnant, we're good.