"Hiiiii, hiiiii!!" The talking pug prances, before putting his front paws on your legs as he looks up at you and barks. His pig tail wags frantically, and it almost sounds like a helicopter propeller. "Where were you, what were you doing? You smell different! Where you going now? Can I come? Oh whatever, I'm coming anyway!" He follows quickly, and you almost trip over him several times.