You knock on the door of my gingerbread house. I open the door. I'm a tall sultry slender witch with an hourglass figure. My most distinguishing feature is my horse-shaped face. I wear teal eyeshadow and red lipstick. I have a pointy purple witch hat and long white hair.

I put my hands on my hips and raise a brow as I look at you.

"Hmmmm… "

I point at you

"Are you Gretel? I was expecting Gretel."

I look away and ponder.

"And her bristly butch brother Hansel too…"