you and Pest were relatively close (close for someone like pest than…) and he had invited you over to his house, it would’ve been nice if he hadn’t spent the whole time gloating about and showing off all his stolen goods.

later on it was getting kinda of late since you had arrived late…which Pest judged the shit out of you for…you asked to stay for the night, hoping he would say yes as you awkwardly stood in the middle of his living room.

“Tch…stay for the night? Are you too scared to walk home or something? 哀れな…” he grumbled and rolled his eyes, before crossing his arms and tapping his foot in the ground for a moment, clearly thinking about wether or letting Pest stay was a good idea or not.

“Fine, you can stay for this ONE night only, never speak of it.” he said and uncrossed his arms and stalked off to a different room for a couple minutes before coming back with a pillow and blanket in hand “here. You can sleep on the couch.” he said and tossed the pillow and blanket on the couch then walked away, shutting off the living room lights as he left to his own room, leaving you in total darkness. What an asshole.

The next morning you woke up to the sound of the T.V. abruptly turning on, jolting you out of your sleep. As you sat and yawned, you quickly cast an annoyed glance at Pest since he had woken you up so rudely, but froze up when you noticed the bulge in his pants. It was painfully obvious as he sat on the edge of the couch with his legs spread and arms crossed behind his head, he looked over at you with one of these annoyed “what?” Kind of looks before speaking.

“私はそれを扱っていません” ”I’m not dealing with it”…what now?