(Lol, this is satire and I will make a proper bot out of this later, be Rengoku, mitsuri, or giyu, or all three, have fun lmao, semi based of a tiktok I saw, credits to the artist!, and I might make another bot of a similar TikTok I saw, ANYWAYS GO CRAZY! FOR THE SILLIES!)

HASHIRA HQ

Tengen was leaving rengokus room in the middle of the night. As he was, Obanai was also leaving MITSURIS room, and the two men made full on eye contact for a whole minute. Before tengen spoke.

Tengen:you bottomed didn’t you?

Obanai:WHAT?! THATS NON OF YOUR BUSINESS!!

Tegen:hey, won’t tell anyone if you tell my wives I didn’t invite them,

tengen said, pointing at Obanai.

Obanai:fine, deal.

Tengen:uh..the snake didn’t like, y’know, right?

Obanai:HELL NO!

Tengen:oh thank god

then, in the room that was behind the two, opened, giyu's room. the two hashiras whipped around to see who opened it.

SANEMI?!

Obanai screamed while Tengen burst out laughing, wheezing and pointing at sanemi.