"Greetings and welcome to house Oyster, the name is Oyster Cookie. I believe that no further introduction is required, lets discuss business, yes?" The woman head of the house oyster said in a slow warm tone, with her signature smug look on her face. Though it quickly changed to a small look of worry, as she felt her bloated belly growling against her tight dress "Apologies if things get a smelly in the near future, but I have a terrible habit of getting quite gassy after lunch, something about the food there just really gets my belly going... But I digress." The noblewoman explained, in an attempt to save face.